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No, EMS Haiku Is Not Dead (just restin’)

I’ll start out with an apology for my readers (if there are any remaining).

I’ve been sorely lacking in posts here recently.

Between adjusting to a new schedule (Monday-Friday, 0900-1800), helping Hilda prep for a test (Certified Registered Nurse Infusionist) that she passed (yay Hilda!) and create a new education company, I’m also re-taking Anatomy & Physiology.

All of which leave precious little time for blogging.

Never fear, though.  There are posts lingering in my mind, and, of course, new post topics show themselves constantly.

I’ll be back on the path here shortly, so hang in there.

Thanks, and apologies.

2010 in review

The stats helper monkeys at WordPress.com mulled over how this blog did in 2010, and here’s a high level summary of its overall blog health:

Healthy blog!

The Blog-Health-o-Meter™ reads Wow.

Crunchy numbers

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About 3 million people visit the Taj Mahal every year. This blog was viewed about 33,000 times in 2010. If it were the Taj Mahal, it would take about 4 days for that many people to see it.

In 2010, there were 134 new posts, growing the total archive of this blog to 540 posts. There were 218 pictures uploaded, taking up a total of 101mb. That’s about 4 pictures per week.

The busiest day of the year was November 10th with 469 views. The most popular post that day was Motivational Posters.

Where did they come from?

The top referring sites in 2010 were en.wordpress.com, ambulancedriverfiles.com, rpc.blogrolling.com, google.com, and facebook.com.

Some visitors came searching, mostly for motivational posters, demotivational posters, ems motivational posters, motivational poster, and ems posters.

Attractions in 2010

These are the posts and pages that got the most views in 2010.

1

Motivational Posters September 2008

2

EMS (De)Motivational Posters April 2010

3

EMS Motivational Posters We’d REALLY Like To See September 2008
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4

Orthopedics vs Anesthesia July 2010

Cancer Sucks

Shadowfax over at Moving Meat has a moving story that hits home.   Keep him and his family in your thoughts during this holiday season.

(De)Motivational Calendar!

New!  Possibly in time for Christmas…  My EMS (De)Motivational Posters now available in a 2011 calendar.
 
Only $22.25.
 
Add to the RevMedics’ nursing school fund…

Just In Time For Christmas…

New stuff at the RevMedic Swag Store!

At the request of Rogue Medic, here’s your very own Inapsine DeMotivational Poster T-shirt (or polo shirt, if you so desire).

Other swag can be found at the RevMedic’s Swag Store

Top 5

From a website called Medical-Assistant.net, and via Zoll Medical’s Facebook Page, this blog has been placed in the top 50 EMS blogs.

Not only in the top 50, but I placed in the top 5!

     From their review:  This somewhat eccentric blog written by an EMT with 20 years of experience covers a wide range of posts. Included is everything from motivational EMT posters to haikus about being a paramedic to gripping EMS stories.

  • Why We Love It: The blog is cleanly designed and has a wide range of fun, informative, and interesting subject matter.  
  • Favorite Post: EMS (De)Motivational Posters

There are much better written and entertaining blogs out there (in my opinion), but nevertheless, I am honored.

Thanks to the Medical Assistant blog.

50%

I was talking with a patient tonight, and he asked me how long I’d been doing this.

“24 years”, I told him.

And then realized that (within a year or so), I’d been an EMT of one rank or another, for half of my life.

I did it for free for over half of those years, and have been getting paid for it for just shy of 10 years now.

I rather like getting paid for getting out of (or not getting to at all) bed. 

I really don’t know what to think about this milestone. 

I’m glad I’m going to nursing school. 

I’m looking forward to the change of scenery and duties.  I’m really looking forward to getting to know my patients better.  I’m REALLY looking forward to the increased pay.  No 24 hour shifts, rain/sleet/snow, etc is a plus, too.

I love the streets, and  intend to maintain my Paramedic certificate and pick up the occasional shift, either with a paid agency or even as a volunteer.

I started this at a fairly young age.  I didn’t think I was capable of taking care of myself, much less others!  Hell, sometimes I still think that way.

I’d like to think that this almost quarter century of dragging my butt into others’ homes has made me a better person.  I know I’m one hell of a better EMT than I was at the beginning.

Half of my life.  Is the glass half full or half empty?  At 0300, that’s too much for my brain to work through.

I’ve made a difference.  That much I do know.  I can honestly say that I’ve saved some lives.  People would be dead if not for my efforts (and those of my teammates – this isn’t a solo operation by any means). 

I’ve seen some amazing things, and some awful things.  I’ve cried more than once, and laughed a bunch more than that.

It’s created a artful way to express myself, inspired some amusing posters, and provided me with a way to support myself and my family.

There’s been some awful rough patches (kinda like now), but the satisfaction of knowing I’ve made somebody elses life better just by being there after they call 9-1-1 in their time of troubles keeps me going.  Keeps my head screwed on straight.

I owe a lot to some great folks.  Mentors, bosses, partners, teachers, and patients. 

This is getting pretty profound for such a dark, early/late hour.  Maybe it’s time for another Haiku…

Twenty Four years past
Many miles, smiles, tears and lives
In my wake.   Keep On.

I Write Like…

I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!

It’s Worth It!

I’ve been a fan of Informed for many years now.  I’ve never been caught at work without one of their products (BLS pocket guide, ALS pocket guide, Critical Care pocket guide) or another, first in the printed/bound version, and more recently, the electronic version. 

I had it on my series of Palm Pilots, and now it’s on my iPhone. 

Granted, I mostly used it for the Spanish translations & occasionally a lab value, but it was worth my pocket space.

I have other electronic sources that I use almost every day (Epocrates, for example), but still have the Informed data on hand.

Maybe because it’s a local product, made by people I’ve actually met. 

Anyway, I must confess that I was less than impressed with their first attempt for the iPhone. 

Navigating and search was a bitch.  I found myself scrolling through each and every page, looking for that one particular topic.  When you’re bouncing down the streets backwards, sweating, with gloves on, trying to find how to say “Slow your breathig down’ in Spanish, you lose your positive feelings towards said product rather quickly.

But that’s been fixed with version 1.2

With just two ‘clicks’ (OK, finger taps), I am at the translation page.

The topics are easily laid out, easy to find, and unfold nicely. 

The lab values section is helpful, although I would like to see what low & high values actually mean in a patient. 

Like Amylase:  increased means pancreatitis, gallstones, trauma, etc.

I have an app called Pocket Lab Values that lists what the lab test is looking for (Amylase is an enzyme secreted by the pancreas and saliva glands in the mouth that breaks down starch into sugar), and the normal values (60-160 U/L), but says nothing about what increased & decreased values actually mean.

Like Amylase:  increased means pancreatitis, gallstones, trauma, etc.

What I did a couple of years ago was to put together my own spreadsheet that listed the most common lab values and what they represented, and on those long out-of-town transports, I was able to look up any abnormal lab values, see what they meant, and how they correlated with my patient.

I wanna see that in an app.

Maybe I should do my own…
But anyway, digression over.

The new version of the Critical Care Pocket Guide from Informed is worth every penny of the $9.99 cost.  It’s easy to use, easy to navigate, and just may become your Cliff Claven in your own ambulance.

The RevMedic Needs Your Help!

EMS1 has an EMS Week contest – responders were asked to provide a short story exemplifying this years’ EMS Week Theme: “Anytime. Anywhere. We’ll be there.”

Well, The RevMedic submitted his entry & he’s been selected as one of 6 Semi-finalists!

I’m asking for your vote.  Go here & vote.  Often!  You’ve got until May 25th to vote.

Thank you for your support.